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    urinall:

    ”Do Fairies live at the bottom of your garden?

    Maybe not anymore but a recent discovery would suggest that they probably did. What appear to be the mummified remains of a fairy have been discovered in the Derbyshire countryside. The 8inch remains complete with wings; skin, teeth and flowing red hair have been examined by anthropologists and forensic experts who can confirm that the body is genuine. X-rays of the ‘fairy’ reveal an anatomically identical skeleton to that of a child. The bones however, are hollow like those of a bird making them particularly light. The puzzling presence of a navel even suggests that the beings reproduce the same as humans despite the absence of reproductive organs.

    did-you-kno:

    He’s 25 now.

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    Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
    Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
    Interviewer: But you have to do it!
    Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
    Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
    Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
    Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
    Adele: Oh my god.

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    808dilly:

    What did i just watch. Omg this is amazing.

    :O

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    wouldathought:

    too cute tho

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    I’d rather cuddle then have sex.

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    entertheblue:

    This is clever if you’re a grammar Nazi.

    ;D Very goood.

    hahahahah

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    retrige:

    She’s Beautiful ..

    She looks like a doll.

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    kidmarvel:

    I Wish I Could Show Every Girl….

    Black, White, Yellow, Brown, Purple, Red, Orange, Idc….

    Listen…

    <3

    This Nigga Real.. This some deep shit !

    awww, he cried at the end <3

    i cried when i saw this

    that is what u call a REAL man <3

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